There's another koan about a Buddhist monk who is stopped on the road by a Prince riding in his royal carriage. The Prince asks the monk, "Who am I?"
The monk proceeds to dismantle the Prince's carriage, piece by piece. As he does so, he raises each piece in his hands and asks, "Is this the carriage?"
We're agreed, then. I'm not going to tell you who I am. Instead, I'll share pieces. Likes and dislikes. Hobbies. Work. And, as they become available, I'll throw a few family pictures in, as well. Picture number one, to the left here, is my wife and I (or would that be not I?). We don't normally dress like that. We're on our way out to the dinner theater. But what the heck. It's the only one I have ready right now.